If you’ve ever prayed for patience and ended up with a puppy who thinks your sneakers are snacks, this shirt is for you. Featuring the hilarious quote “Prayed for Patience, Got a Puppy. God Has Jokes and They Chew Shoes,” this funny, faith-based dog lover t-shirt perfectly captures the holy chaos of puppy parenting. Designed with a clean white print on a comfy unisex fit, it’s perfect for dog moms, new puppy owners, and anyone who knows that divine lessons sometimes come with teeth marks.
Perfect for: Christian dog lovers, puppy parents, faith-based humor fans, and anyone who's learned spiritual growth through chewed furniture.
Product features
- The Bella + Canvas 3001 is made from soft, breathable 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, offering a lightweight feel that's great for everyday wear and easy layering. Its retail fit and classic crew neckline create a clean, versatile look suitable for both casual and semi-formal outfits. A tear-away label ensures irritation-free comfort.
Bella + Canvas follows ethical, no-sweat-shop, sustainable manufacturing practices and is FLA-affiliated and WRAP Platinum certified.
Fabric Blends by Color:
-Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
-Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
-Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
