Retro Golden Retriever T-Shirt – “I’m Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” Funny Vintage Dog Lover Tee

Bring some golden mischief to your wardrobe with this retro-style Golden Retriever t-shirt! Featuring the playful quote “I’m Why We Can’t Have Nice Things,” this vintage-inspired design is perfect for dog lovers who know that life with a retriever means muddy paws, chewed shoes, and a whole lot of love. Printed on a soft, worn-look unisex tee, it’s ideal for everyday wear, casual outings, or gifting your favorite dog parent. Whether you're chasing tail wags or just cleaning up after them, this shirt says it all with humor and heart.

Perfect for: Golden Retriever owners, dog parents with lovable troublemakers, fans of funny pet quotes, and vintage t-shirt collectors.

Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft touch.
- Breathable and lightweight fabric, perfect for any casual setting.
- Stylish retail fit with a classic crew neckline for easy accessorizing.
- Responsible manufacturing: produced sustainably under Fair Labor conditions.
- Tear-away label for added comfort, reducing skin irritations.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean