Retro Miniature Schnauzer T-Shirt – “I Bark Therefore I Am” Funny Vintage Dog Lover Tee

Celebrate the bold personality of your favorite bearded buddy with this retro-style Miniature Schnauzer t-shirt! Featuring the clever and funny quote “I Bark Therefore I Am,” this vintage-inspired dog lover tee is perfect for proud Schnauzer owners who know that barking is not just a habit—it’s a way of life. Designed with a distressed, worn-in look and super soft unisex fit, it’s ideal for dog park trips, lounging at home, or gifting to any Schnauzer fan who embraces the bark.

Great for: Mini Schnauzer owners, dog lovers with loud little pups, vintage t-shirt collectors, and fans of witty pet quotes.

Product features

- The Bella + Canvas 3001 is made from soft, breathable 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, offering a lightweight feel that's great for everyday wear and easy layering. Its retail fit and classic crew neckline create a clean, versatile look suitable for both casual and semi-formal outfits. A tear-away label ensures irritation-free comfort.

Bella + Canvas follows ethical, no-sweat-shop, sustainable manufacturing practices and is FLA-affiliated and WRAP Platinum certified.

Fabric Blends by Color:

-Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

-Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester

-Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean