Retro Miniature Schnauzer T-Shirt – “I Bark Therefore I Am” Funny Vintage Dog Lover Tee

Celebrate the bold personality of your favorite bearded buddy with this retro-style Miniature Schnauzer t-shirt! Featuring the clever and funny quote “I Bark Therefore I Am,” this vintage-inspired dog lover tee is perfect for proud Schnauzer owners who know that barking is not just a habit—it’s a way of life. Designed with a distressed, worn-in look and super soft unisex fit, it’s ideal for dog park trips, lounging at home, or gifting to any Schnauzer fan who embraces the bark.

Great for: Mini Schnauzer owners, dog lovers with loud little pups, vintage t-shirt collectors, and fans of witty pet quotes.

Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft touch.
- Breathable and lightweight fabric, perfect for any casual setting.
- Stylish retail fit with a classic crew neckline for easy accessorizing.
- Responsible manufacturing: produced sustainably under Fair Labor conditions.
- Tear-away label for added comfort, reducing skin irritations.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean